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Toilet Terrorist

When someone declares Jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. Generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. You will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death.
Joe, the Toilet Terrorist came over last night and wrecked my entire apartment with the bomb he dropped in my toilet!
by JRKJR January 23, 2010
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Someone who takes a dump and totally tears up the toilet! This person usually shows no mercy and will not care what civilians are nearby.
"What's that smell? Aww, dude, you're a toilet terrorist!"
by FemmeFatale July 1, 2005
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Toilet Terrorist

A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.
My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.
by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010
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One who drops ass bombs.
Dude A: "I just dropped an ass bomb."
Dude B: "Dude, your a toilet terrorist."
by theycallmetish January 30, 2007
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Toilet Terrorist

When someone pisses on a toilet seat purposefully so the next person has to sit in his urine.
I am a toilet terrorist to my roommate.
by deezballsniggah November 4, 2009
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Toilet Bowl Terrorism

The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
by Chad Danger September 5, 2013
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Toliet Terrorism

When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.
Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.
by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018
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