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Toe Fingered 

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.
He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

toe finger 

Your thumb
Person 1: Get your toe finger out of my face!
Person 2: You mean my thumb?
Person 1: Yes!
toe finger by RadRex February 15, 2012

toe or finger

a game in which the first player closes their eyes and the other places either a toe or a finger in between their nose and upper lip and the first player must guess what it is. If they are correct, the two players switch. Other wise, you keep going until he guesses right.
Jim: "Hey lets play toe or finger!"

Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")

Mike: "Toe."

Jim: "Your right. my turn!"

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails 

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails
My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

toefingersalad 

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims
Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea”
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”
toefingersalad by Naz Naz May 1, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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