Toddler

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

by Mcderbs the Great April 18, 2009

Toddlerize

To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.

Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.

by BeezerBoy March 22, 2007

Toddler

Nickname given to his grandson "Todd" by Sven Holmgren in January 1978.

That's my Toddler!

by thefisher77 April 17, 2009

Toddlerance

Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.

Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.

by Dmbgirl75 January 25, 2019

toddler

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...

by Richard Gear October 25, 2011

Toddler

Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.

Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!

by Ze8mx December 2, 2012

Toddler

A person who is thru by nature. A person who used to work at Macy's.

Man dude you are a Toddler.

by Zodiacbayarea March 6, 2007