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Toby Turner 

Audience?! W-what are you doing searching Toby Turner into Urban Dictionary, Audience?!

Toby Turner is a famous youtuber otherwise known as "Tobuscus." He has over a million subscribers and is known for his Literal Trailers and many other videos.

His personal channel, titled "Toby Turner" has a smaller following of about 300,000 subscribers. On said channel he makes a daily vlog off his Iphone, which last anywhere between 5-8 minutes. He will begin every video with "Audience?! W-what are you doing (insert verb and noun), Audience?!" followed by his infamous introduction of "darkness, redness and whiteness" where he pushes his finger on the lens of his Iphone. Every day Toby gives away a Tobuscus t-shirt, which is an inside joke that it is all he ever wears.

Toby is also famous for another channel he has called "TobyGames" where he uploads 10 minute videos of him playing a video game.

Toby and other youtube star iJustine were rumoured to be having a relationship but neither confirmed nor denied, until a few months ago the pair of them were never seen in one another's videos again, which still hasn't been addressed.

Toby is awesome.
Toby Turner quotes:

"Hey gurll, or guy Or... other."
"Bless your face."
"peace off."
"What'choo got?!"
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"
Toby Turner by I Am Audience August 22, 2011
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Toby Turner 

Guy who has sex with many girls and has allegations of rape. He's the white version of Bill Cosby.
Girl you want a drink? I'm just gonna Toby Turner yo ass n u gonna have a fun time.
Toby Turner by ElizaTonberry June 1, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016