Toasthands

A dick weed named thomas

Shut up toasthands

by vSoddenTicTac July 21, 2019

toastcansmas

toastcansmas is the national holiday signifying the birth of toast cans on november 22nd.

“merry toastcansmas!”
“bro i can’t belice it’s toastcansmas! it’s my favorite holiday”

by toast mads 2.0 July 3, 2021

Toadhands

A jesture made when someone has anxiety or unsure of making a decision. The movement of hands into mouth , chewing on hands, or folded similar to likes of nintendo Mario character Toad.

Jimmy: I asked Stacy to join me naked in the spare bedroom.

Gary: She's hot for you I'm surprised she got toadhands.

by Jimyee97 July 6, 2017