Toasthands

A dick weed named thomas

Shut up toasthands

Toasthands by vSoddenTicTac July 21, 2019

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toastcansmas

toastcansmas is the national holiday signifying the birth of toast cans on november 22nd.

“merry toastcansmas!”
“bro i can’t belice it’s toastcansmas! it’s my favorite holiday”

toastcansmas by toast mads 2.0 July 3, 2021

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Toadhands

A jesture made when someone has anxiety or unsure of making a decision. The movement of hands into mouth , chewing on hands, or folded similar to likes of nintendo Mario character Toad.

Jimmy: I asked Stacy to join me naked in the spare bedroom.

Gary: She's hot for you I'm surprised she got toadhands.

Toadhands by Jimyee97 July 6, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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