That toastussy needs some oiling.
by Dixon Toastussy July 3, 2022
Get the Toastussy mug.A gypsy looking guy who grew up in Athens and is busting your balls about a dumb place called Kalamata. He is in love with his cheap ass ford fiesta and thinks he can pull chicks with it. Pathological liar , thats why his friends ( they are not really his friends ) call him Aisopos. The reality about this guy is that his is scared of his own shadow and the only thing that he is good at is eating toast. ( kyv is his bio dad )
Girl 1 : Ohhh fuck there is that guy with the white fiesta thats been busting our balls blasting Young Light on his speakers
Girl 2 : Oh yeah the word around is his name is Toastas and has a micropenis
Girl 2 : Oh yeah the word around is his name is Toastas and has a micropenis
by Yournextdad November 6, 2024
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