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toast off 

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).
What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.
toast off by Anonymous11235 December 17, 2008
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toast off on a toastie 

Leave me alone

off toast 

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter
friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't
off toast by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

off toast 

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter
off toast by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Off toast 

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter
Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast
Off toast by Samurai552 October 2, 2018

Off Toast 

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter
Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Off Toast by OofLord1 October 2, 2018

Toastoffice 

The place you and the boys go for a few fruity bulmers and bagels
Hey Barry you up for some toastoffice later on
Toastoffice by Dushty November 23, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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