toast off

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).

What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.

toast off by Anonymous11235 December 17, 2008

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toast off on a toastie

Toast off on a toastie friend.

toast off on a toastie by haha toast in my toaster go br February 19, 2021

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off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

off toast by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

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off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

off toast by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

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Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

Off toast by Samurai552 October 2, 2018

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Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Off Toast by OofLord1 October 2, 2018

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Toastoffice

The place you and the boys go for a few fruity bulmers and bagels

Hey Barry you up for some toastoffice later on

Toastoffice by Dushty November 23, 2020

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