I got Israeled yesterday; someone showed up at my door yesterday and said i have to move out coz they own the house now. When i refused they called the cops on me!!! Like wtf!
by bhaddad October 22, 2023
by captainamerica2 October 23, 2023
Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel October 27, 2023
When someone asks for something from you and then overtime starts claiming that thing was always theirs, when infact it is entirely yours by all laws. When you resist they kill you for it and take everything else you own.
"Ishmail was israeled by Barbara when she asked for his pen and later claimed that his entire stationary belongs to her", Ben said this over Ishmail's dead body to Emma.
by Rickrolled22times November 5, 2023
by Awad Elsabreen October 25, 2023
He said he wanted to see my watch then refused to give it back and cried to everyone about it. He totally israeled my watch!
by ProjectH October 29, 2023
a sickly exaggerated desire to have something that belongs to someone else, and that you are ready to steal it by stepping over corpses
he's been ISRAELING his neighbor's car for years, and when he realized he couldn't buy it, he crept up at night and stole it.
by Oxford Curriculum Reviewer October 24, 2023