ISRAELED

When someone steals something and acts as if it's theirs and has always been theirs

my girlfriend israeled my new hoodie

by captainamerica2 October 23, 2023

Israeled

when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.

You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.

by oh-la-laa October 22, 2023

Israeled

The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner

- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled

by Freefelestin October 21, 2023

Israeled

When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along

- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled

by Lilylina October 20, 2023

israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs

Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled

by october revolution October 20, 2023

Israel

A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.

“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”

-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023

israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled

by israeled October 23, 2023