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Titty Wrinkle 

\Tit"ty wrin·kle\, n.

A little teat or nipple with a small furrow, ridge, or crease caused by crumpling, folding, or shrinking.

--Derived from the greek word, "wrinklius nipplus."
Subject 1: (in a deep voice) "Thank you for choosing Del Taco, I'm a big homofag ready to take your order."

Subject 2: (in an even deeper voice) "Hi, uh, I'd like one good ass fucking and a titty wrinkle. That'll do it."
Titty Wrinkle by pants September 17, 2004
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tittywinkler

someone who leads you on with fliteration in order to get with your best friend
"I took Sarah on a date but turns out she only pretended to like me so she could hang with my bff David, what a tittywinkler!"
tittywinkler by Roberantha November 16, 2015

tittywinkle 

Tim: It cost a little more, but it was definitely worth it.
Jeff: Yeah, tittywinkles were a great idea for grandma's birthday.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008