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a mixture of a turtle and a bird.....most common in southern hamilton, massachusetts
juan was walking, he saw something very mistirious. it was a tird
tird by dirk rogers June 13, 2008
On te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk
tird by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004
(TIRD) "Timid Incredulous Retarded Dipwhit" means an extremely annoying, stupid, denying bastard. Someone who just abruptly infuriates you with their blatant stupidity. A waste of space.
"You absolute tird." "This tird is unbelievable."
Tird by Feino October 1, 2023

Tird Burgerler 

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
Tird Burgerler by Bingley February 18, 2008

tird cutter 

Slang for anus because of it's usefulness in cutting tirds. See also poop cutter and shit cutter.
Look at the tird cutter on that slut!
tird cutter by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

tird bagel 

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework
AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK
tird bagel by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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