tird

a misspelling, usually by some jackass, of the word "turd"

A chocolate tird was left on someone's desk.

by Matt R Goirish June 16, 2005

tird

a mixture of a turtle and a bird.....most common in southern hamilton, massachusetts

juan was walking, he saw something very mistirious. it was a tird

by dirk rogers June 13, 2008

tird

Irish pronounciation of third

On te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk

by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004

Tird

(TIRD) "Timid Incredulous Retarded Dipwhit" means an extremely annoying, stupid, denying bastard. Someone who just abruptly infuriates you with their blatant stupidity. A waste of space.

"You absolute tird." "This tird is unbelievable."

by Feino October 1, 2023

Tird Burgerler

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.

Nature abhors a tird burgerler.

by Bingley February 18, 2008

tird cutter

Slang for anus because of it's usefulness in cutting tirds. See also poop cutter and shit cutter.

Look at the tird cutter on that slut!

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

tird bagel

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework

AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK

by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010