tird 

a misspelling, usually by some jackass, of the word "turd"

A chocolate tird was left on someone's desk.

tird by Matt R Goirish June 16, 2005

tird 

a mixture of a turtle and a bird.....most common in southern hamilton, massachusetts

juan was walking, he saw something very mistirious. it was a tird

tird by dirk rogers June 13, 2008

tird 

Irish pronounciation of third

On te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk

tird by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004

Tird 

(TIRD) "Timid Incredulous Retarded Dipwhit" means an extremely annoying, stupid, denying bastard. Someone who just abruptly infuriates you with their blatant stupidity. A waste of space.

"You absolute tird." "This tird is unbelievable."

Tird by Feino October 1, 2023

Tird Burgerler 

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.

Nature abhors a tird burgerler.

Tird Burgerler by Bingley February 18, 2008

tird cutter 

Slang for anus because of it's usefulness in cutting tirds. See also poop cutter and shit cutter.

Look at the tird cutter on that slut!

tird cutter by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

tird bagel 

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework

AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK

tird bagel by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010