tirdhe
tirdhe by Dr. Kwak Kwak September 22, 2020
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Tardhead
1)This is a person that is very very stupid or did something stupid.
2)This could be a noob and they didn't know what they were doing.
3)Also Tard itself can be the short term of retarded.
2)This could be a noob and they didn't know what they were doing.
3)Also Tard itself can be the short term of retarded.
Tardhead by Itsnotimportant April 14, 2006
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tirdhe • turdhead • Tardhead • tiredhead • Tardhelmet • tildhe • tirhenium • Turdhewn • turd herd • turd herder
turdhead
turdhead one who is a shithead a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a shithead when vulgar language is not appropriate and you want to mind your manners
my neighbor turned his dog loose in my yard to take a shit and he refused to clean it up what a flipping turdhead
my neighbors dog turdhead ate my moms flowers last night
my neighbors dog turdhead ate my moms flowers last night
turdhead by littlejimmie April 15, 2019
tiredhead
A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.
turdhead
A geek with culture and social skillz (as opposed to a nerd). A turdhead may enjoy trivia or tng, but he/she also enjoys hitting the clubs or playing sports.
This is someone you might envy but whose company you enjoy. The negative title brings 'em down to earth so you don't have to.
This is someone you might envy but whose company you enjoy. The negative title brings 'em down to earth so you don't have to.
John Stewart may be the best example these days.
"While Q is a geek, James Bond is most a Turdhead."
"While Q is a geek, James Bond is most a Turdhead."
Tardhelmet
A person who attracts metallic objects due to an improperly placed magnet inside the skull.
Also known as anyone who has to wear a helmet on a daily basis to avoid injuries to the head, such as walking headfirst into the floor.
You know that one kid on the short bus that wears a pink helmet cause his mom wont buy him a spiderman one? thats a tardhelmet. watch out, his teeth, while crooked, can gnaw through your finger in about 4 seconds.
Also known as anyone who has to wear a helmet on a daily basis to avoid injuries to the head, such as walking headfirst into the floor.
You know that one kid on the short bus that wears a pink helmet cause his mom wont buy him a spiderman one? thats a tardhelmet. watch out, his teeth, while crooked, can gnaw through your finger in about 4 seconds.
Dude, that tardhelmet just ate my juicebox
Hey tardhelmet, can you grab that eel before it steals my weed?
Hey tardhelmet, can you grab that eel before it steals my weed?
Tardhelmet by aprilshowersbringvaginas January 5, 2013
Turdhewn
Turdhewn by starsfan6878 May 27, 2022
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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ulzzang
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EBK
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