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Teondre
Usually a tall, very very handsome male, who's has amazing skill when playing Xbox. He's very good with girls and he prefers tits over ass. He's obsessed with girls and tries to talk to one at least every now and then. He has a very nice body and a nice smile. Good taste in music and he cam defend himself pretty well.
Girl: "Wow Teondre, you're so sexy!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"
Teondre by YourBestie June 28, 2013
Tiandre
Fun loving guy who jokes a lot and always say Ok to whatever we say. Chicago bound. He ain't got one ab but two abs! He cares about everybody just as much as he does to himself. He tends to like both ass and tits but we still love him anyways. Has another language he can easily speak and it's cool! If you aren't friends with him then rethink your life.
Tiandre by Because you love me June 18, 2013
Tindren
Tindren is/are a child or children which was the outcome of a tinder match and subsequent hook-up.
On-looker: 'Oh that child is adorable!'
Mother: 'Don't be looking at my tindren Bitch!'
On-looker: 'Tindren!? Be gone Woman!!'
Most likely scenario: "Hitched after a frequent tinder match the, now married, couple sleep in separate beds after a the first year’s anniversary of mutual resentment. Contact is kept to a minimum, forcing guilt upon their tindren as ‘the reason we didn’t divorce’.”
On-looker: 'Oh that child is adorable!'
Mother: 'Don't be looking at my tindren Bitch!'
On-looker: 'Tindren!? Be gone Woman!!'
Most likely scenario: "Hitched after a frequent tinder match the, now married, couple sleep in separate beds after a the first year’s anniversary of mutual resentment. Contact is kept to a minimum, forcing guilt upon their tindren as ‘the reason we didn’t divorce’.”
Tindren by Bigbluesea May 19, 2015
Tondreanna
Tondreanna by PhilisbeansBITCH January 10, 2012
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Pee Calculus
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