Tindren

A love child born out of a tinder match.

Tindren is/are a child or children which was the outcome of a tinder match and subsequent hook-up.

On-looker: 'Oh that child is adorable!'
Mother: 'Don't be looking at my tindren Bitch!'
On-looker: 'Tindren!? Be gone Woman!!'

Most likely scenario: "Hitched after a frequent tinder match the, now married, couple sleep in separate beds after a the first year’s anniversary of mutual resentment. Contact is kept to a minimum, forcing guilt upon their tindren as ‘the reason we didn’t divorce’.”

Tindren by Bigbluesea May 19, 2015

tindernoia 

The paranoid feeling that everyone you see on the street you've recently seen on Tinder.

"Wait. Didn't we just see that chick on tinder?"
"Bro. You just have a case of tindernoia""

"I can't believe I just said that to this SLUT. I hope I never see her in real life."
"Psh. Whatever. Don't be tindernoid"

tindernoia by Mosses* May 7, 2013

Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .

My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.

Tindernitis by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

tindernitus 

To over exert one's thumb by madly swiping through tinder profiles. Injuries are usually triggered by break-ups or overconsumption of alcohol.

Douglas showed up to work Monday with a wicked case of tindernitus and possibly herpes.

tindernitus by JenfromBako March 3, 2015

tindrone 

1) a super flaky 'person' that matches you but will not text you back no matter what sexually horrendous shit you blow their phone up with.
2) an artificial intelligence of limited intelligence that matches everyone on tinder yet will never respond to even your wittiest pick-up line.

yo, i tried hella hard to make that bitch respond but she turned out a tindrone.

tindrone by conspiracy boy August 13, 2014

tindernado 

When one gets caught in the eye of tinder, cannot find there way out, and continues swiping right for hours on end until there is nobody left within a 100 mile radius.

Jimmy was in the shitter for an hour and a half, when he finally got out his legs were asleep and his right hand looked like he had carpel tunnel syndrome. When asked what was the problem, Jimmy explained, "I got stuck in a tindernado!"

tindernado by Potsy22 January 17, 2015

Tindress

A girl you poach from Tinder. A thot that wants to hookup same night after a short Tinder conversation.

Are you still seeing that Tindress from last weekend?

I need to get laid, time to hunt for a Tindress.

Tindress by Turnsey October 13, 2018