tingling sensation

That incredible feeling you have when you think of someone you love, or when they say sweet things to you, or when you are close to them.

"I like you so much"

*tingling sensation intensifies*

tingling sensation by meyerliane May 14, 2016

Dehabilitating tingling sensation 

SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.

This is an example of a dehabilitating tingling sensation in a real life scenario, ‘ SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.’

Dehabilitating tingling sensation by Dangerous Dean February 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016