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Timo Werner 

Hair between two halves of butt
oh my butt's itching, maybe i should shave my Timo Werner
Timo Werner by Yes bro June 5, 2020

Timo Werner Syndrome 

A condition whereby Chelsea fans fail to acknowledge and make excuses on how terrible a player is. They mostly tend to blame it on the manager's system
Timo Werner Syndrome by Zeddidah January 17, 2022

Timo Werner Goat 

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat