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Timeline Rape 

When a friend on the popular social-networking website 'Facebook', frequently posts (or tags you) on your Timeline with content that obviously elicits your approval (or otherwise useless content) in an effort to gain your attention, publicize your relationship, or to simply annoy you.
Abraham Lincoln (Status Update)
"Go Wildcats!"
2 hours ago

Ulysses S. Grant likes your status "Go Wildcats!"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Wildcats beat Jayhawks
Ulysses S. Grant tagged you in a post: "Gettysburg address. -- with Abraham Lincoln"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Gettysburg Address- Full Speech
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Feline Fetishes

//Good ol' Abe doesn't need to call out Ulysses for this incident as all their mutual friends can clearly see without a doubt, this instance of Timeline Rape.
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timeline rape 

signing on to facebook and making the horrifying discovery that, despite your protests, your profile has been switched over to the new timeline.
me: "so i hear everyone's getting automatically switched to timeline over the next few weeks, whether we like it or not. this is pure timeline rape."

antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"
timeline rape by MalaMackice August 8, 2012
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026