Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!

So was Hitler...

Not twice he wasn't!

--From some movie

Time magazine by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

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Time Magazine

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.

I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.

Time Magazine by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010

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Time Magazine

A very far left magazine that dared to publish the location of Dick Cheney's bunker, and now are probably going to sued and/or jailed.

I hope those ass holes go to jail.

Time Magazine by ProudAmerican June 15, 2004

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magazine time

The unproductive use of time due to a lazy decision made by someone in a management position. Based on a Simpsons reference.

"Kids, teacher's a little hungover this morning, let's have magazine time until one and then you can talk amongst yourselves after lunch."

magazine time by bursaar February 17, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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