The polar opposite of “tally wacker.” It should be used sparingly, and only to describe the smallest of cocks (the midgets of the penis race if you will.)
The term "trilly willy" originated in northeastern New England back in the early 80's. During swim class a slightly overweight, beautiful blue-eyed boy got his swimming trunks pulled to his ankles by notorious schoolyard bully Dane Thompson. While the girls, still dripping wet, pointed and laughed the Phys. Ed. teacherNigel Williamson (an immigrant from Great Britain) looked on with curious arousal while pointing out what he referred to as "the young chap's 'trilly willy'."
The lifetime companion of Chubby Bubby.
Is your best friend and together you're just a little bit ✨special squared✨
They have other names too, but this one just seems to fit better, as you know, they are very tall and wall rhymes so yep.
They are a decent musician and sometimes smart.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).