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tegan.m.wilson 

tegan.m.wilson - a wise man
a pinocchio look a like

her head shaped like a baboons a**
thick as hell

booty shaped like no other

goddess in bed

most kind and kb girl you could ever ask for

wifey material

cant handle babies

has weak arms

bright but not bright like a dim lamp
beautiful eyes

clean but abit messy

smells nice most of the time
short

holy but also a freak

shy as but nasty when it come down to business.
person one: oh crap she's hot and thick.
person two: ughh must be a Tegan.m.wilson:(
tegan.m.wilson by tegan.m.wilson March 14, 2021
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taegan maishman 

A nice little poet boy who loves the sitar and hates going to school and track!!! Always taegan the L.
Taegan Maishman was taegan the L at FDU.
taegan maishman by Taegan February 14, 2018

tegan male

Same thing as regular Tegan except with a Penis👍
tegan male by FullSender69 January 24, 2018

male tegan 

a boss guy with a massive penis and an kick ass ninja who gets all the bitches
tegan is a boss guy who has a massive penis it is a human
male tegan is a human being who is very increadable
male tegan by buddyte June 30, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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