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a meth user who is really proud of him or herself and thinks no one can tell they're high and acts animated. they know everything.
"You better let squeek fix the lawnmower or he'll go twackstar on you."
twackstar by Crys Crystopherson January 31, 2009

Thwackburger Junior 

The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.
The system is completely hosed; Thwackburger Junior must have been working on it again.
Thwackburger Junior by Loopy November 22, 2004

dick thwacking contest 

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
to hit hard and percise. Usualy producing a THWACK sound.
With a "THWACK" the bamboo rod hit table.
thwack by Myoga1 February 24, 2004

THACKSTONE 

The name and term, Thackstone, has strong English cultural associations and depicts a character who is a deep thinker and open minded to concepts of life and philosophy.
You might hear someone exclaim, “that’s such a Thackstone thing to say”, when a person comes up with a thought or idea no could have dreamed of.
THACKSTONE by Tomneonx November 14, 2020

Thwackhammer 

fully erect penis
a man may respond to any type of sexual stimulation with the statement "don't make me have to use my thwackhammer on you"
Thwackhammer by Shitty Buzz February 13, 2010