Thwacka

Sexy man beast, normally of the undead variety. Has been known to appear in a floofy elf form, however. Is epic at what he does, and what he does is healing stuff. And killing stuff, too. Belongs to the Panda monster.

Oh that Thwacka, he made that guild go insane for him! They even recruited Panda so he'd join! Suckers.

Thwacka by Panda Monster. October 22, 2010

Thwackburger Junior 

The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.

The system is completely hosed; Thwackburger Junior must have been working on it again.

Thwackburger Junior by Loopy November 22, 2004

dick thwacking contest 

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

dick thwacking contest by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

thwack 

to hit hard and percise. Usualy producing a THWACK sound.

With a "THWACK" the bamboo rod hit table.

thwack by Myoga1 February 24, 2004

twackadactyl 

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

twackadactyl by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

Thwackhammer 

fully erect penis

a man may respond to any type of sexual stimulation with the statement "don't make me have to use my thwackhammer on you"

Thwackhammer by Shitty Buzz February 13, 2010

Thwack 

hero's move in smash that can insta kill anyone

Jack: i have reverse card try and beat me bob
Bob: (thinking emoji) Thwack

Thwack by b i g up December 6, 2019