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thromborax 

The rear part of your throat where pirate gruffness originates. Requires years of alcohol abuse to properly develop although can be stimulated before use by taking a large drink of rum right before speaking.
Only after years of drug and alcohol abuse did Jim finally gain full use of his thromborax.
thromborax by Cap'n Jack Daniels January 3, 2009
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Golf Throb

Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.
Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."
Golf Throb by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 11, 2015

throwboy 

AWESOME brand of pillows that cater to a geek audience. Made by Roberto Hoyos and awesomely at that. Get some cuz you won't regret it.
My throwboy pillows came in the mail and I was so excited that I peed myself.
throwboy by An0nym0is August 15, 2009

Thromboner 

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.
I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.
Thromboner by Dednor May 9, 2018

Throb Johnson 

Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.
Dean: What’s up with Brenda?

Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.

Dean: Damn man.
Throb Johnson by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Throoter 

A simultaneous punch in both the throat and the cooter
THAT BITCH DONE THROOTERED ME FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW

SHE GOT THROOTERED AFTER SHE INSULTED CARLA AT MCDONALDS ON DORSETT
Throoter by cootersquad January 15, 2017