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throgmorton 

evil wizard bent on destroying the world
I saw a throgmorton last night, and ran like a little school girl

Throckmorton 

He's your cousin who is suuuuper good at skateboarding. Throcky for short.
Me: Hey, did you see my cousin Throckmorton skateboarding last night bro? He kiiiilled it.

Johnathan (or something I don't remember his name): Please set me free I don't know you or Throcky I just want to go back home I have a family and I really don't like being tethered to your basement wall it's cold and i'm hungry and itchy
Throckmorton by Throcky June 7, 2018

Throckmorton 

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder. Sometimes known as Throcky.
"Your cousin Throckmorton skateboards from rest down a curved, frictionless ramp. If we treat Throckmorton as a particle, he moves through a quarter-circle with radius 3.00 m. Throcky and his skateboard have a total mass of 25.0 kg."
Throckmorton by e-j-o-s June 6, 2018

Throckmorton 

A very good skater. Probably, he is your cousin. Sometimes he is quite obnoxious.
-Hey Throckmorton, wanna han...
*Punch*
- You can't stop a Throck.

*You keep crying over the floor*
Throckmorton by Sred January 24, 2020

My cousin Throckmorton 

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn

Throckmorton 

1. Term in radiology used to describe the likelihood that the direction that the penis is hanging towards is the side of the trauma or injury.
2. Can also be referred to as a positive or negative throckmorton.

positive throckmorton-toward the injury

negative throckmorton - away from the injury

Direction of the dangle points the way to the pain.
Tech: "Is that a hairline fracture in the left femur?"

Radiologist: "Why of course! Didn't you notice the throckmorton?"
Throckmorton by pseudoten June 5, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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