When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.
Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.
by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005
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Derived from 'flicking one's bean'
Hey, Satya, Amelia, fancy a three bean salad? I know my friend Lizzie would want to join in!
by Ewan McGowan November 24, 2011
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During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.

Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.
Taco Bell is the best fuel for a three bean salad.
by Taco Lion October 11, 2007
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When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
by n26 October 2, 2007
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A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.
by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022
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