Three Horn 

Bitchy girls

What a Three Horn

Three Horn by Herro there January 25, 2011

three horn swamp rhino 

Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.

That fat girl at the end of the bar is a real three horn swamp rhino.

three horn swamp rhino by gravytrain95 December 12, 2007

Three-Horned Rhinoceros 

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.

Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

Three-Horned Rhinoceros by BrightonWatch May 14, 2014

Tree Horn Worshipper 

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

Tree Horn Worshipper by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

Three-horned Sally

A term for a threesome that includes only men, referring to the "three horns" or three phalluses involved in the situation.

Jillseph: I did a gay sex, and I don't know how to feel about it!

Togna: Don't trip dude, my first three way was a three-horned sally, we all do gay stuff and it's a blast!

Three-horned Sally by eros134 January 30, 2026

hornier then a three peckered goat 

The ultimate of being horny.

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

hornier then a three peckered goat by canadarocks March 3, 2009

The Horny three of the anime community

(THE INFORMATION MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE. ALSO, I AM A FORMER ANIME FAN)
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..

The Body Pillow Community

Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?

The Lolicons (pedophiles)

They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?

The hentai Community

Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them

I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"

So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.

and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.

Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community

"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.

"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".

The Horny three of the anime community by Lictionary August 21, 2022