Thorvold

A big man that can take you out quite easily, but won't unless he has to. And if he has to you are a seriously annoying butt who pesters men that are much stronger than you are. This is the kind of man that build houses with their bare hands, carry doors of iron over their heads, and can build airplanes in their basement. This name is most common in the Scandinavia, but also found scarcely in the Alaskan region ( due to many Scandinavians moving that way). If you meet a man named Thorvold: take advantage.

Joe: How did you catch such a big fish?
Thorvold: My name is Thorvold, how else?

John: Such an amazing house, you built this? Wow. I wish I could do that, too.
Thorvold: Ha! too bad your name isn't Thorvold.

by House Fire May 31, 2013

Thoroldian

A dialect of English that originated in Thorold and is spoken in most parts of the Niagara Region. Most experts place Thorodian's roots at Thorold High or Monseigneur Clancy as most of it's fluent speakers are part of the younger generation. Words like wheels and chirps are of Thoroldian origin.

Guy1: Yo, I was out wheelin' tonight! I even macked on this one chick, it was solid!

Guy2: Say what? Oh hold on lemme get a Thoroldian to English dictionary.

by pudosser January 24, 2010

Thorold

A place with the most chillin people ever. Home of the Bad Boys and best parties around.

"Thorold is the best most chillin place ever"

by Thorold Boy September 11, 2004

Thorvald

Thorvald is an incredibly sweet guy. He is thoughtful and is the definition of "couldn't hurt a fly". He is also smart as hell, though always hard to tell, where he gets his info from, he seems to know a little about everything.
Although hard to get close to, once you earn his love it will be worth it.
Any girl would be lucky to meet him, he is sweet, smart, funny, and extremely loveable.
He has a tendency to stick to himself but is never scared to hang out or meet new people, though he likes to keep his inner circle close, he is not scared to give new people a chance. Being slightly introverted, never underestimate his loyalty, he will never back down when it matters, no matter the task Thorvald is your guy.

Dude, if you need help, just call Thorvald

by RadToaster June 16, 2020

thorold mudslide

If someone is sitting on the floor in front of you and you are sat above them you rap your legs around their head and shart. Slippery poop will then dribble down the back of the persons neck simulating a mudslide.

Jim wrapped his legs around sarah's head to fart on her head but insted gave her a thorold mudslide.

by gary clown August 15, 2007

Thorvald

A god with a enormous dick. He can create whatever he wants and is over powered in combat situations. Thorvald can be used as a synonym to lady magnet. It is most used in Scandinavia. He is also very cool, and chill, and does probably not want to knock you out unless you are a piece of shit. If he wants something he can either build it or buy it, since he is rich as fuck. Thorvald is also a Master in memes, and has finished the hole meme high school. If you say half of a meme, Thorvald will always finish the second half. He will always be there if someone messes with your shit. (If you are his homie tho)

(Ps. Isak smells like shit)

“Have you met Thorvald?” “Yes I have, he is fucking awesome!”
“The popular guys gets all the girls at school!” Yes, that’s because his name is Thorvald!”

by MR fucking awesome bitch October 12, 2018

thorvald

Typically a farmer with a very large head, who thinks he is a viking from Sweden.

Person 1: Why does he have such a large head?
Person 2: He is a mutant
Person 1: Let's call it a Thorvald !

by Hans zonder J January 6, 2017