Thor’s Hammer 

Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first

I was at a bonfire and jumped over a

pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.

Thor’s Hammer by Gemma5521 April 3, 2021

Thor’s Hammer 

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

Thor’s Hammer by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Thor’s hammer 

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

Thor’s hammer by Dat niga September 1, 2022

Thor's Hammer 

A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.

"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.

We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.

I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."

Thor's Hammer by wgrwgawg April 5, 2008

Thor's Hammer 

A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.

My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.

Thor's Hammer by My HappyPants in the house May 27, 2014

Thor's Hammer 

1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.

1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.

Thor's Hammer by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Thor's Hammer 

the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"

Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...

Thor's Hammer by Bennjammin July 27, 2018