Whistletwat 

A person of rare talent. Not necessarily involving vaginal flatulence. Used in a derogatory fashion.

Yo! Whistletwat, got any bright ideas?

Whistletwat by Whistletwat June 20, 2021

Whistleswitch 

Take one thumb, stick it in your mouth. Then take your other and stick it in your ass. When I blow a whistle, switch thumbs.

Can girls play whistleswitch?
Fuck no. Now go play some whistleswitch, Austin.

Whistleswitch by Redbrad February 9, 2012

Thistletwat 

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.

Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.

Thistletwat by MMBeh March 25, 2010

Whistlepatch 

(also Whistle-patch)
Noun:
Pussy, beaver, the vaginal area

If you wait here, you'll be able to see Britany's whistlepatch when she gets out of the car.

Whistlepatch by Emilio Dumphque December 28, 2007