This ends NOW
Statement uttered in a testosterone fog, in a deep voice, when the absolute maximum tolerable insult has been reached. It is a preface to the mother-of-all fights, but said by the one who is doomed to lose spectacularly. Whether it is the bully that keeps coming back, a villain that keeps getting their villainous plot foiled by a superhero, or just that you would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids, it all ends now.
Hero: "You stink at being a bad guy"
Brute: "We'll see about that" turns and leaves
Hero: "... and you're ugly too"
Brute: *grunts* keeps walking
Hero: "... and your mom in her fursuit is pretty hawt in bed"
Brute: stops and turns "This ends NOW!" charges, dies hilariously
Brute: "We'll see about that" turns and leaves
Hero: "... and you're ugly too"
Brute: *grunts* keeps walking
Hero: "... and your mom in her fursuit is pretty hawt in bed"
Brute: stops and turns "This ends NOW!" charges, dies hilariously
This ends NOW by spottacus May 11, 2015
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