Thirty-Tuesday

A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.

Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."

Thirty-Tuesday by Smish I July 23, 2012

thirsty tuesday 

getting hammered on a tuesday night

tuesday + a handle of bacardi = thirsty tuesday

thirsty tuesday by titsmiggie1 June 25, 2010

thirsty tuesday 

The day of the week on which some part time workers may be able to partake in festivities reserved for the weekend, because they do not work on Wednesday.

Max : Dude, Damon, what are you doing tonight?
Damon : It's Thirsty Tuesday. You know what that means, baby.
Max : Awhhh jyeah...let's get super hammered!
Damon : ...Deal.

thirsty tuesday by Damon & Max June 22, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016