The grade where school foes from fun to hell. Being one of two "upper grades" of elementary school along with fourth grade, teachers become more strict to their students.

Dad: How was Third Grade
Me: It was boring as fuck

Third Grade by Tyler2003 September 28, 2020

Third grade education

Someone who's brain stopped working around about the third grade. They have aged, but they're still dumb as fuck.

Mordecai: "How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?"
Rigby: "STOP TALKING!"

Third grade education by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015

third grade politician

Benedict Donald’s new nickname for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, during a recent White House meeting about Syria where he had a meltdown.

Calling her a “third grade politician” to her face may have not accomplished what he wanted since it is likely that he meant to say “third rate politician.”

third grade politician by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Third grade bully

1: A bully from a third grade class
2: Someone who you remember from that you used to dislike but laugh about now.

My wife said the name reminded her of the third grade bully but we decided to name our baby Graham anyway.

Third grade bully by milkncookies September 24, 2005

Third Grade Jokes

Lame ass jokes people said when they were third graders

Timmy: Hey, are you smart?

Bob: yah

Timmy: Spell IT

Bob: S-M-A-R-T

Timmy: I said spell IT

*third-grade niggas*

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Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut

Mike: okay

*dumbass niggas*

Third grade jokes are lame af

Third Grade Jokes by UnCreative May 19, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026