Theory of the 10 Dimensions of Reality

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A slightly less expansive (but still existentially terrifying) model of everything, stopping just short of the ultimate Void. This framework maps reality through ten layers: starting with the three spatial dimensions, adding time as the fourth, and then spiraling through the multiverse. Dimension 5 is the branch of possible yous from a single choice. Dimension 6 contains all timelines from our Big Bang. Dimension 7 holds universes with different physical constants. Dimension 8 is the grand plane containing all these divergent multiverses. Dimension 9 allows for transversal—jumping between any two universes, not just neighboring ones. Dimension 10 is the final container: the set of all possible mathematical and physical structures, the infinite library of every conceivable cosmos. It's everything that could logically exist, but doesn't question what exists beyond possibility itself.

Theory of the 10 Dimensions of Reality "I thought I had seen every possible bad Tinder profile in Dimension 8. Then I accidentally swiped right into Dimension 9 and found a universe where people's bios are just interpretive dance. Dimension 10 assures me that somewhere, a universe exists where this actually works. I'm still waiting."

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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