Thesaurus'd it
To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.
Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"
Thesaurus'd it by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016
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Theresa
Theresa’s are stunning,smart,and really funny. Once u hurt Theresa or one of her friends she will hold a grudge for some time but eventually forgive u however not forget what u did. Theresa is also very popular and whenever she walks down the hallway someone will always say hi or ask how she is. She has loads of amazing features such as her curves and her gorgeous eyes. Theresa’s usually have long hair and are average in height. She is an absolute keeper and if u loose her u will instantly regret it. Also she is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for!!!
Steve: who’s that
Geve: it’s theresa obviously
Woa: she’s stunning
Geve:that’s the only true thing I’ve said all year
Geve: it’s theresa obviously
Woa: she’s stunning
Geve:that’s the only true thing I’ve said all year
Theresa by Teddylovelife July 27, 2019
thessaly
Thessaly the most free spirited girl ever with an imagination that would surprise anyone shes so beautiful and rare that if you ever came across her you'd be lost for words.
TheSaltIsHere
someone in Ft that you seriously do not wanna mess with, if you do you’ll just absolutely get ratio’d. don’t mess with that guy frfr
UtdTrey:’ Someones drawing to Burnley at home’
5 likes
TheSaltIsHere: ‘One good tweet i beg Trey’
2,583 likes.
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TheSaltIsHere: ‘One good tweet i beg Trey’
2,583 likes.
TheSaltIsHere by some cunt in jUSt baby 3 July 12, 2020
Rural Thesaurus
Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."
Rural Thesaurus by Teh Polygrizolph April 2, 2011