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Theban by idontfuckmen July 28, 2022

Theban

A male who's exclusively sexually and/or romantically attracted to other males (MLM). The male equivalent to lesbian.

The word derives it's meaning from the Sacred Band of Thebes, the elite of the Theban army consisting entirely of 150 pairs of male lovers that ended Spartan domination in ancient Greece.

In the city-state of Thebes, men could formalize their loving union in the temple of Iolaus, beloved of Hercules, live together for the rest of their lives and be buried side by side in the same way as heterosexual couples. The best warrior couples among them were elected to the Sacred Band.

Thebans are only attracted to other men.

Guy 1: I'm theban.
Guy 2: Cool!

Girl: Hey handsome. Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sorry, I am a theban.

Theban by Fábio of Thebes July 3, 2025

themangokid 

A twitch streamer that plays whatever he feels like playing.

TheMangoKid played Brawlhala.

themangokid by thechilldylan November 25, 2020

Thabang 

Thabang; Sotho name meaning be happy. Thabang is an incredible guy, handsome, charming and shear joy to be with.
He is compassionate and loving, always giving of himself to others. He enjoys deep conversation and has strong spirituality. Genuine, honest and fiercely loyal, Thabang is one of the best people to have as a friend!
Thabang is awesome!

Everyone who knows him LOVES him!

Wow just love being around Thabang he always brings so much joy in my heart.

Thabang by tman143 November 16, 2011

Theranos 

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

Theranos by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

Thabani 

The name Thabani is related to the word "joy". This person normally is joyful, playful or friendly. Though this person can give a positive vibe to another, it is more likely that they will be able to fall in love easily.

Guy1: "hahaha! Thabani is like so funny"

Thabani by Jackiemanks February 23, 2017

Thebausffs 

Thebausffs is a twitch streamer who says "we shilling" "solo bolo" "single dingle" "wpgg" the list goes on

Look thebausffs is online!

Thebausffs by Elbo69 February 14, 2021