When you cum in a girls eyes and put a fish bowl on her head then push her down the stairs, then when she tries to rub the cum out she rubs the fish bowl

The girl was a bitch so I gave her TheBuzzLightYear

TheBuzzLightYear by Cqndys November 10, 2020

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After The Buzzer Sports Talk

After The Buzzer Sports Talk is a sports podcast hosted by Aidan Maher. He does the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, NCAAF, NCAAB, And PGA. He posts episodes daily and his episodes are really good listens. He knows what he's talking about and even lets his listeners call in. I highly suggest any sports fan to listen.

I listened to After The Buzzer Sports Talk yesterday.

After The Buzzer Sports Talk by The_Big_A May 22, 2019

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thebutterpooner

pretty much a tank; someone who is good at everything they do

IEnvi Us: How is thebutterpooner so good at everything?

KINGxKANKS: It basicly comes down to that he is a tank.

thebutterpooner by THE butterpooner April 14, 2009

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The Buzzer Beater

It's the high intensity and dangerous act of holding your shit until you cant no more. You the sash for the toilet and last second get it in for a Buzzer Beater

I ate a huge curry and I needed a shit so I did a The Buzzer Beater

The Buzzer Beater by Mark1717 December 8, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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