Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

How's the Wife?

A question male colleagues used to ask back in the old days before you could just go to Facebook and see all the details of how everyone's wives are doing.

How's the wife?

She's doing fine, thanks.

Not according to her status update this morning she isn't.

Well then what did you ask me for, you @#$%!

by teemo1 January 16, 2011

How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.

Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.

by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

Dancing with the devil's wife

Doing something dangerous. Often used as a warning.

Guy A: I'm going to flirt with that girl.
Guy B: You know she's going out with the captain of the football team, right?
Guy A: Yup.
Guy B: You're dancing with the devil's wife.

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife

a bop from the one and only le sserafim

Person 1: Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife is such a banger dude
Person 2: I know right

by stanlesserafim July 6, 2023