the wagner 

1.completey erectifying ones damnation towards hell due to an extreme vowed act of brown-nosing.
2.Oten envolving instances more similar to that of a french kiss on the anal rectum of;
a.your employer's and;
b.fellow collegeas alike
3. Usually a person whom as 'so to speak' has "made it to the top" due to past ramifactions regarding anal probing

"Hey Dad, why did Timmy's Dad get so rich?--Well son, Timmy's Dad pulled a wagner to get to the top!"

the wagner by Jippy July 21, 2004

the Wagner Act 

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.

I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.

the Wagner Act by Profess sore October 1, 2022

The Catherine Wagner

This is a rare maneuver reserved for times of extreme hatred and spite. Before going to tuna town on some broad, fill your mouth with lighter fluid. Get some up in there. Later, try to cause as much friction as possibile, literally making her a fire crotch. Oh...and this can only be done to Catherine Wagner.

Holy Jesus! Put it out, put it out! I can't believe I Catherine Wagnered you by accident!

The Catherine Wagner by J. Christ February 24, 2004

the warner 

Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he/she caused a ruckus by warning members of the chat room for no particular reason. The warner then spread outside the virtual world leaving warnings on walls, even on kitchen floors in the form of dog turd. The warner is particularly feared and worshipped by the mog cult and is often called upon by certain members of the mog family to deter/warn people who offend moggers.

However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............

the shiz: all moggers are freaks
ben: What did you just call us?!
ben: I CALL UPON
holly:dont do it!
ben: THE WARNER!!
holly:omg he is coming!
------the shiz has been warned 2 times!
holly: omg, he is here!
ben: the warner!!!

the warner by sid and flo's mogging co. October 5, 2007

Dager The Wager 

Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.

"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.

Dager The Wager by yet nuts January 26, 2018

The Warner Effect

A term primarily based on the American film studio, Warner Bros., it describes a pattern where an acquisition for a single company or brand has gone catastrophic multiple times.

Paramount's unaware of The Warner Effect, it seems.

The Warner Effect by thewarnereffect April 17, 2026

The Wang Wager

When a group of friends are sitting around playing video games and one friend boasts his skill for a game he and then he is met with a bet that if not achieved, he will then have to insert the tip of a penis into his mouth.

Stephen lost a game of Goldeneye and had to honor the Wang Wager by putting the tip of Calen's penis in his mouth.

The Wang Wager by Rodrigo Bunetasc July 6, 2007