The Unicorn

Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.

My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.

by your ex December 22, 2007

the unicorn

A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.

Justin did the unicorn last night.

Sounds mystical.

Not really...

by damn justin August 20, 2008

The Unicorn

A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.

I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!

by Jeff da Man August 4, 2007

the unicorn

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.

Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW

by autumnvagabond May 25, 2014

The Unicorn

You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.

Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!

by PopcornPenisMouseSword January 19, 2023

The Unicorn

Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.

"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."

by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009

The unicorn

When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.

"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"

by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017