The Ultimatum
In gay sex, where the guy being fucked reaches their climax, the guy behind him does a somersault above his head drinks up the cum ejected from the fucked guy's penis.
The Ultimatum by BushLadyNatalia January 13, 2020
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The Ultimatum
When you're getting a Gobby and you feel you're nearing ejaculation, you hold your girls' head at 'balls deep' level so as she can't pull away.
Between the realisation of this AND the hot load in her mouth, she will become slightly disoriented.
Use this extremely small window of opportunity to grab the strategicly placed Cling Wrap and wrap her entire head (ensuring its completely air tight and she still has your load in her mouth.
Tell her she has 2 choices: swallow it and you will remove the wrap,
Or she suffocates and dies.
(For optimal effectiveness, use on one of those rich, stuck up sluts that thinks their shit don't stink)
Between the realisation of this AND the hot load in her mouth, she will become slightly disoriented.
Use this extremely small window of opportunity to grab the strategicly placed Cling Wrap and wrap her entire head (ensuring its completely air tight and she still has your load in her mouth.
Tell her she has 2 choices: swallow it and you will remove the wrap,
Or she suffocates and dies.
(For optimal effectiveness, use on one of those rich, stuck up sluts that thinks their shit don't stink)
"Aye, I FINALLY got a Gobby off that Becky slut"
"Yeah? Decent?"
"Nah it was shit, so gave her The Ultimatum"
"Yeah? Decent?"
"Nah it was shit, so gave her The Ultimatum"
The Ultimatum by HubsBeats July 8, 2019
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The Ultimatum of Del Taco by 000578 November 28, 2020
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge
Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
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Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008
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