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The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”
“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”
by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021
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