The sheldo 

When you are having sex with a girl and pull out right before cumming, and jump up like a spider monkey and shoot your load in the girls mouth while plugging her nose.

After a six month drought I was fortunate enough to meet a whore who allowed me to run the sheldo.

The sheldo by AKassassasin December 19, 2018

Sheldor the Conqueror 

The name of Sheldon Cooper's avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.

Sheldon Cooper: Sheldor is back online.
Penny: (mockingly) Sheldor?
Sheldon Cooper: The Conqueror.
Penny: What are you doing?
Sheldon: AFK. I’m playing Age of Conan, an online multiplayer game set in the universe of Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian.

You: "Hey did ya watch Big Bang Theory last night?"
Me: "Yeah I did! Loved the bit where Sheldon named his Age of Conan character 'Sheldor The Conqueror' and Penny named hers as "Queen Penelope' - So hilarious!"

Sheldor the Conqueror by PurpleOrchid85 August 25, 2010

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur 

A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.

Holly: Did you see that new comic?

Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!

Holly: It's so awesome!

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur by Iloveanimalcrackers5555 February 15, 2013

young sheldon from the hood 

Young Sheldon from OBlock. Ever since a young age Young Sheldon grew up in the tough Chicago streets of OBlock. Having to provide for his single mother, he sold drugs. Later in life, he got busted at the age of 11 and went to jail for 3-5 business days. Young Sheldon wasn't the same after jail but he knew he had to be better. He then went through the pursuit of becoming a professional scientist and won 14 nobel prizes.

"Yo bro how are you, wassup my g"
"Yo you're literally young sheldon from the hood"
"Skibid ohio gyatt rizzler fanum tax 🤑"
"The Voices are getting louder 🤣🤣"

young sheldon from the hood by imAgamingAppleYT March 21, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004