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The School System 

Basically Ohio where everything is on fire. The teachers treat you like shit. The teachers also hate your bladder. Everyone is treated unfairly and the teachers suffer too. They have to teach a class that doesn't listen to anything. School isn't even about learning anymore it's more like a drama filled world that you have to go to every single day.

"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am

a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.

Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.

The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.

All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.

Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.

Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.

Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
"Ava what do you think about the school system??"
"Well, it's broken."
The School System by ersatze February 13, 2023
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The American School System 

The American School System is flawed. Very flawed. Kids are not getting enough sleep and they are developing anxiety disorders.
The American School System needs to improve.

The American School System 

The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.
Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"

Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."

Kids: "G

Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026