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The sagemont school 

Easiest school ever if u fail here ur a dumbass. Teachers are ok but all the kids are dumbasses and prudes. This is the school where all the kids who got kicked out of other schools go to. THE MOST rachet girls go here for example girls that wear buns with edges and eat takis in the morning dont forget the MOST disrespectful to teachers. If its a cold day no worry one of the rachet girls will show up with a nasty blanket oh and it wouldnt be a morning without BESTFRANNNNNN. There is no inbetween normal doesnt exist. Its either the rachet girls or the prude girls. All the kids all come from weston so ofcourse they dont know how to party (so nothing fun ever happens) LMAO i swear these kids would die if they went to a real party. Okay now lets talk about the type of groups there are first the latin/hispanic group who think their the shit. Like I swear they have no other friends than in their group. The weird emo kids who are in band and are always kissing in the hallways. The theatre kids who arent that bad just really annoying. The incoming freshmen which are exactly what you expect them to be disrespectful to their teachers and always say “AND I OOP , SKKSKSKSSSK and thats the tea” sis. The prude and way too nice girls that legit think they own the school.
“Have you heard of sagemont i mean gaymont” ,

The sagemont school- worst school ever

The Sagemont School 

Most irresponsible school in the world. Teachers are amazing but the admin is a different story. They neglect their programs, teachers, and property. They spend $200k but when a teacher needs something for their classroom or the bathroom looks like a hurricane of piss and shit hit, they don't spend the money to do shit. I need to explain what little spine the admin has, during Devious Lick the school damages reached the value of a felony. They told people in a live presentation that they would expel, sue, and fine the student without refunding 20k tuition. They find who did it and is SUSPENDED. But they got greedy and didn't want to risk losing tuition checks so they went back on their word to allow a criminal to be educated in the place he fucked up. They choose to not replace the filthy broken chairs and desks found in the classrooms. They just throw them away and ask why we sit on the floor. The common bathroom for students is a cesspool of stall art and feet pics but the basketball bathroom is immaculate. I honestly felt like I could sleep on the floor where piss drips out dicks to the floor. Classes are even expected to cover the cost of equipment worth thousands out of pocket from an underpaid teacher. There is more I could say but I just hope this school hits rock bottom after the teachers leave and find better opportunities. Fuck Sagemont and fuck them sensitive assholes. Sagemont had its glory days and is now in its glory hole days.
Yo, I go to The Sagemont School.

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Glue a bunch of bees to a baseball bat, shove it up your ass, then lick it and go hang out with some friends while having the spawn of satan watch over your shoulder.
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