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Where the boys get lit during break times. Only the best of the best can survive. Many people can't handle the pad and have had to level down to Football or becoming Charlie's friend.
Oi, why has LOOOOGAAAN not been at the pad recently.
The Pad by Dubsy Wubsy September 17, 2020
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where the lads are on and if you walk past you gotta look straight. everyone else is scared of the pad and their massive slongs especially willy t. the place where charlie folds and gabe gets taken advantage of be careful of the might mat cuff doing a haka tho
oh no the albino rhino and the sliverback gorrila are scraping at the pad again lets hope the albino rhino doesnt be gay again
The Pad by willy t and kasey November 25, 2020
where the lads are on and if you walk past you gotta look straight. everyone else is scared of the pad and their massive slongs especially willy t. the place where charlie folds and gabe gets taken advantage of be careful of the might mat cuff doing a haka tho
oh shit the albino rhino and the silver back gorilla are having rumbles at the pad again lets hope the albino doesnt be gay again
The Pad by willy t and kasey November 25, 2020

the Pad and Oli show 

a show created which is soo awesome it never got aired apart from on facebook. the show contains witty banter, hilarious guests and even some partial nudity.
i just watched the pad and oli it was soo awesome. likke someone frosty ray charles everywhere.

simon corkery just watched the pad and oli show.. he just went twosie in his bed because of it.
the Pad and Oli show by eye-pod September 3, 2010

On the pad 

To be "On the pad" means that someone, usually in law enforcement or other position of authority, regularly takes bribes.
Detective Dolan was kicked off the force because he had been on the pad to local wiseguys for years.

Mashing the pad 

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.
Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.
Mashing the pad by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009

Chiefin’ at the pad 

Smoking pot at your house. Possibly even cooler if your parents don’t know.
Chad- Bro mom caught me chiefin’ at the pad last night!
Dylan- Dang man! Did she beat your ass?
Chad- Nah that hoe put 5 on it!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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