The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025

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