The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.
girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH
by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019
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Muppet

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 15, 2002
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Muppetting

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.
My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.
by JustinSideher July 18, 2014
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Muppet

by touchmywang October 29, 2014
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Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.
I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.
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muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
by PRAEst76 February 11, 2005
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Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.
by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020
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