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The man code 

If a man has graduated high school he cannot ask a girl that is still in high school out. As one this is mostly going to cause something illegal to happen. Two its just kinda creepy. It is okay though for a man who is still in high school to date a girl that has graduated,

(exceptions- you had been dating the girl for over a month before you graduated, you graduated early and are less than a year apart from the girl,if the girl is dumb and has failed high school a few times and is at least 18 and a half
Wow your in college and your dating a sophomore, thats some major breakage of the man code!!!!!
The man code by Shimni BONG June 29, 2008
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Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code 

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."
"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

rule 86 of the man code

if a cop sees a pretty woman he needs to ask if he can see her breasts
hello mam by rule 86 of the man code I must ask to see your breasts
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