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Caught By The Klan

When you get chased by a squad into a forested area in COD Warzone, and get murdered.
Run! RUN! Fuck bro you just got caught by the klan!

The Ku Klux Klan

A flock of walking toilet paper rolls. The tip is even folded nicely, for a classy touch.
Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!

Knights of the Ku Klux Klan 

Robert: I’m joining the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Damian: When did I ask?
Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)

frosty the klansman 

A snow man who happens to be a "n****r hating fool, and is reported to have a dick for an ass and an ass for a dick.
Hey brocifer, did you hear? Frosty the klansman is dreaming of a whites only christmas.

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.
You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room