A small collection of Brisbane's finest douchebags who assemble to get smashed on minimal amounts of alcopops whilst bragging about how original and artsy they are. By following the 'Ten Keen Commandments', the young unknowing female closet sluts blossom into their full potential as cheap prostitutes.
Guy One: "Holy Shit that girl's chin is hugeeeee. I swear it isn't that big in Facebook photos"
Guy Two: "Yeah, that's Chrissie. She's part of that douchebag group The Keen Club"
The craziest most random off the wall psycho social individual in a large school or group, this person is also often known to be able to eat extreme amounts and fit a large portion of food in their mouth at once.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!